You have entered a large blackhole of chaos, hurtling down into the depths of V.F.D.
If
you have read the Series of Unfortunate Events, this will be familiar to you.
If you haven't, go get a Club Penguin
account.
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My name is Renee Squalor
You have definitely not heard of me,
But
you may have heard of my long-lost younger sister Esme.
I have thoroughly
investigated the Baudelaire's case. Not as much as Lemony has, but more than everyone else has.
I
have followed their every move.
When the Baudelaires were living
with Josephine, I was the woman from whom Mr. Poe purchased the peppermints,
When
they were living with Esme Squalor, I was just one floor down.
When
they were in Boarding School, I was the bus driver for one term.
So,
as you can see, I'm a kind of stalker.
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Sorry, I must leave immediately so as to stop my sister from commiting crime,
I hope you will enjoy looking at my page, even though it is clear you will not.
Renee Squalor
